Elin’s gotta get better names - The Matchmaker by Elin Hilderbrand
Not With a Bang but a Whimper - Make Me by Lee Child
The title of this book has nothing to do with the story. Nothing, - Heat Wave by Jill Marie Landis
Buy a cookbook, people. It’s not that hard. - The Undomestic Goddess by Sophia Kinsella
This was a terrible book. - Superman: Grounded, Vol. 2 by J. Michael Straczynski & Chris Roberson
Misery Porn at its worst. - Tess of the D'Urbervilles by Thomas Hardy
Another disappointing theological read. - Prophets and Kings by Ellen G. White
Like the Salesman Who Keeps Talking, But You’ve Already Moved On - The Leader in Me by Stephen Covey & Sean Covey
Wherein I disagree with every single other Cannonballer who has reviewed this book - Uprooted by Naomi Novik
Unsinkable doesn’t quite stay afloat - Unsinkable: A Memoir by Silken Laumann
Frienemies until the end - The Best of Enemies by Jen Lancaster
Small Victories: At Least They Aren’t Wearing Heels Most of the Time - Birds of Prey, #1 by Chuck Dixon, Jordan B. Gorfinckle, Gary Frank, Matt Haley
Officially Tossed From the Fan Club - Sweep in Peace by Ilona Andrews
Well, I did like the elephant, at least - The Unexpected Inheritance of Inspector Chopra (Baby Ganesh Agency Investigation #1) by Vaseem Khan
A dream turned into a tedious nightmare - The Dream Lover by Elizabeth Berg
Victorian Maudlin at Its Best - North and South by Elizabeth Gaskell
Captive - Memoir of a Milk Carton Kid: the Tayna Nicole Kach story by Tayna Nicole Kach with Lawrence Fisher
Flames…on the side of my face… - Her by Harriet Lane
Book Meh of the Meh-lands Series - Hidden by Megg Jensen
Post-apocalypse with a political agenda - One Second After by William R. Forstchen
No, None of This is What I Wanted - Black Widower by Patricia Moyes
Perhaps Vowell isn’t for Me - the Wordy Shipmates by Sarah Vowell
That review where I hand in my CBR card… - Eleanor and Park by Rainbow Rowell
500 pages of fan fiction - Carry On by Rainbow Rowell
Not That Matthew Lewis - The Monk by Matthew Lewis
A Spark that Didn’t Catch Fire - Border Crossing by Pat Barker
The saddest homage to Jane Eyre ever. - The Thirteenth Tale by Diane Setterfield
Opus 63 (actually 65) in three parts: Hop, Joker and High - Fire Inside, Ride Steady, and Walk Through Fire (books 2-4 of the Chaos Series) by Kristen Ashley
Five stars for Kamala; two for this particular book. - Ms. Marvel, Vol. 1: No Normal by G. Willow Wilson, Adrian Alphona
Halbs Reads His First Romance Novel - Random Acts of Crazy by Julia Jent
Celebrating Someone Else’s Cannonball - The Year of Reading Dangerously: How Fifty Great Books (and two not so great ones) Saved My Life by Andy Miller
The Hundred Thousand Meh’s - The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms by N. K. Jemisin
Red Sky At Night, Something Something This Is All Bulls–t - Crimson Shore by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child
Views from a passing train - 4:50 from Paddington by Agatha Christie
Revenge of the Sith - Revenge of the Sith by Patricia C. Wrede
In Sherlock’s Shadow - Some Danger Involved by Will Thomas
A Collection of Misses with a Small Patch of Light in the Middle - No One Belongs Here More Than You by Miranda July
Frommage, Formaggio, Ost, Syr, Kase - Foreign Affairs by Stuart Woods
I’m The Firestarter, The Twisted Firestarter - Invisible by James Patterson and David Ellis
Don’t Take My Kodachrome Away - Library of Souls by Ransom Riggs
Books I Read With My Kid - Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (Junior Novelization) by Patricia C. Wrede
Caitlin D — don’t read this one - We Are All Completely Beside Ourselves by Karen Joy Fowler
Great premise, poor follow through - Endangered by Lamar Giles
Wouldn’t Even Use This as Litter for my Vampire Cat - Bite Me by Christopher Moore
The Star Wars, Like The Facebook and The Netflix - The Star Wars by JW Winzler, Mike Mayhew
We’re all a little special - I'm Special: and other lies we tell ourselves by Ryan O'Connell
Catherine is great, this book is not. - Catherine the Great by Robert K. Massie
I Only Need One Reason Why This Wasn’t Great - Outrage: The Five Reasons Why O.J. Simpson Got Away With Murder by Vincent Bugliosi
Okay, I Just Have to Admit It, I Hate Magical Realism - Winter's Tale by Mark Helprin
Just Go Rewatch True Detective - Galveston by Nic Pizzolatto