Ennui over too many comic-book characters is a thing, I guess. - Batman: The Dark Knight Strikes Again by Frank Miller
A fairly uninspiring historical romance - Catch a Falling Heiress by Laura Lee Guhrke
Two Dimensional Characters, Three Dimensional World - This Is Where It Ends by Marieke Nijkamp
This is how you lose me…(yes, I realize it’s been said before). - This Is How You Lose Her by Junot Díaz
How to Bore Readers and Lose Their Interest - How to Win Friends and Influence People by Dale Carnegie
Find the singer’s gun, then shoot yourself with it - The Singer's Gun by Emily St. John Mandel
Growing up (in the north of Sweden) is hard to do - Populærmusikk fra Vittula (Popular Music from Vittula) by Mikael Niemi
Shut up, Juliette - Shatter Me by Tahereh Mafi
A Long Tale of Sight, Sound, and War - All The Light We Cannot See by Anthony Doerr
Like a bad sitcom - The Rosie Effect (Don Tillman #2) by Graeme Simsion
An underwhelming collaboration from some greats - Black Trillium by Marion Zimmer Bradley, Julian May, Andre Norton
Yet another final book in a trilogy that can’t stand up to the greatness of the first two books - The Kingdom of Gods by N. K. Jemisin
Trapped in Faulty Memories - The Sense of an Ending by Julian Barnes
Pardon Me, My Curmudgeon is Showing - The Corridor by A.N. Willis
Chuck! It’s Your Cousin, Marvin Berry! Don’t Read This Goddamn Book! - Landline by Rainbow Rowell
An unsuccessful glimpse inside the mind of a killer - Blood on Snow by Jo Nesbo
So Much Potential, So Much Letdown - Song of the Shank by Jeffery Renard Allen
This book is the oil; I’m the water. No mixy good together. - Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson
On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot. ‘Tis a silly place. - Doomsday Book by Connie Willis
Who wants to go for a ride? - Stationary Bike by Stephen King
Hangups and hangovers - A Lady of Persuasion (Wanton Dairymaid Trilogy #3) by Tessa Dare
A bit too much mommy-bashing for me - Sippy Cups Are Not for Chardonnay: And Other Things I Had to Learn as a New Mom by Stefanie Wilder-Taylor
A war-time fable that didn’t really work for me - The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas by John Boyne
You Got Your Nightside In My Peanut Butter! - From a Drood to a Kill by Simon R. Green
One In A Crowd - The Italian Secretary by Caleb Carr
Jesus Lite - Messiah by Jerry Thomas
Thank God it was so short - The Plagiarist by Hugh Howey
They Can’t All Be Winners - The Hypnotist's Love Story by Liane Moriarty
So Disappointing - The Madness Underneath by Maureen Johnson
Mr. Maybe You Should Skip This One - Mr. Maybe by Jane Green
Another disappointment out of a promising premise - The Sympathizer by Viet Thanh Nguyen
It’s Bad When You Don’t Think A Crazy Guy is Crazy Enough, Right? - Jack of Spades: A Tale of Suspense by Joyce Carol Oates
This just…wasn’t very good - The Hypnotist's Love Story by Liane Moriarty
Lazy world building - The Maze Runner by James Dashner
So much wasted potential. - The Dead Lands by Benjamin Percy
You’ll sourrwvive - A Fifty-Year Silence: Love, War, and a Ruined House in France by Miranda Richmond Mouillot
It’s All Been Said Before - The Third Kingdom by Terry Goodkind
The Begending of the Endginning - The Omen Machine by Terry Goodkind
Casual Misogyny Circus - From Russia With Love by Ian Flemming
nope - Wonderful tonight: George Harrison, Eric Clapton and Me by Pattie Boyd
You’re Like a Disease Without Any Cure - Champion by Marie Lu
gimme a match - Things We Set On Fire by Deborah Reed
We Got Ruby F–king Slippered - Confessor by Terry Goodkind
I would have liked a little more Knightley and a little less Sam. - Dear Mr. Knightley by Katherine Reay
Boobs: Does Size Really Matter? - Is it Wrong to Try to Pick UP Girls in a Dungeon? by Fujino Omori
Ironic Title Alert! - The Innocent by Ian McEwan
Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire - The Liar by Nora Roberts
Cinderella should have skipped this ball… - The Cinderella Deal by Jennifer Crusie
These books better start improving, and stat - Brother Odd (Odd Thomas #3) by Dean Koontz
Maybe someday… - The Buried Giant by Kazuo Ishiguro