Teenagers: Not so Mysterious, Not so Interesting - The Secret Place by Tana French
By now, I think we’ve established Hannibal would just eat Thomas Harris - Hannibal Rising by Thomas Harris
Poems from a Renaissance Man - Letters from the Moon by John Koblas
Do you have a baby? Then you don’t have time to read this book. - The Happiest Baby on the Block by Dr. Harvey Karp
The Pirates’ Life is Not For Me - Under the Black Flag: The Romance and the Reality of Life Among the Pirates by David Cordingly
What The F–k’s A Kahlan? - Chainfire by Terry Goodkind
Well, this was kind of terrible - The City by Dean Koontz
Becky needs an intervention. - Shopaholic to the Stars by Sophie Kinsella
The Boy Isn’t Worth the Trouble - The Boy by Lara Santoro
Kids are not for target practice - Among the Ten Thousand Things by Julia Pierpont
My Lauren Oliver experiment is officially over. No mas. - Rooms by Lauren Oliver
Nope. - A Dirty Job by Christopher Moore
Quiet but not unpleasant - The Girl Next Door by Ruth Rendell
A romance with a blind man - Romancing the Duke by Tessa Dare
The Most Blatant Case of False Advertising Since My Suit Against the Movie The Never Ending Story - Naked Empire by Terry Goodkind
The Little Gray Cells Ride Again - The Monogram Murders by Agatha Christie and Sophie Hannah
Naughty by Nature - Born of Night (The League #1) by Sherrilyn Kenyon
Fascinating premise, boring execution - Life After Life by Kate Atkinson
Filling In The Shadows - Tales From The Nightside by Simon R. Green
You Keep Using That Word I Don’t Think It Mean What You Think It Means - 314 by A.R. Wise
Mother Daughter Relationships Can Be Complicated - Dear Daughter by Elizabeth Little
Disappointed with Pullman - Sally Lockhart Mysteries, Book 1 and Book 2 by Philip Pullman
An Ape, a Griffin, and a Snake Walk into a Monastery - Sin of Origin by John Barnes
Good Intentions, Horrible Execution (No Pun Intended) (I Probably Shouldn’t Make Serial Killer Puns) - Sudden Terror: The True Story of California's Most Infamous Sexual Predator - The East Area Rapist, AKA The Original Night Stalker by Larry Crompton
Because the hourglass is running, you pathetic, randy little male spider - Blood on Snow by Jo Nesbo
You Said Rape Twice. I Like Rape! - The Pillars of Creation by Terry Goodkind
It’s a Nice Day for a Blood Letting - The Bride Wore Black Leather by Simon R. Green
The Knights Who Say Ni…ghtside - A Hard Day's Knight by Simon R. Green
Like Eating Too Much Halloween Candy in One Sitting - Showcase Presents: Green Arrow, Vol. 1 by David Wood
Lots of people die in Alaska - If You Lived Here, I'd Know Your Name: News from Small-Town Alaska by Heather Lende
A frequently failed fictional foray into Shakespeare’s Macbeth - Haunt Me Still by Jennifer Lee Carrell
Some people are little Chernobyls - The Likeness by Tana French
Not Good - The Examined Life: How We Lose and Find Ourselves by Stephen Grosz
Elf Yourself - The Good, the Bad, and the Uncanny by Simon R. Green
The Literary Equivalent of Rachel’s Trifle - Shadows Fall by Simon R. Green
While I like to think I’m subversive, I don’t think I’m THIS subversive - Teaching as a Subversive Activity by Neil Postman, Charles Weingartner
Yeah, not that complicated - A Complicated Kindness by Miriam Toews
A Disaster at the end of this Book - Amityville Horrible by Kelley Armstrong
The downfall of the alpha male - Hush by Karen Robards
Fun story. But fire the editor, please. - Number9Dream by David Mitchell
Coming off the rails - Insurgent by Veronica Roth
Yelling F–k The Police Loses Some of Its Swagger If You’re Wearing a Monocle and Top Hat - NYPD Red 3 by James Patterson and Marshall Karp
All The News That’s Print to Give You Fits - The Unnatural Inquirer by Simon R. Green
Pointless - Lincoln's Dreams by Connie Willis
Secrets, Secrets are no fun - The Miniaturist by Jessie Burton
I never, ever want to drink Gin & Tonics out of a can on a train. - The Girl on the Train by Paula Hawkins
Zombies and Satanists and Space Princesses, Oh My! - Reality Dysfunction: Part 1 by Peter L. Hamilton
Time To Take Out The Mom, Garbage! - Sharper Than A Serpent's Tooth by Simon R. Green
Troll the respawn, Jeremy. - In Real Life by Cory Doctorow and Jen Wang
A self-indulgent mid-series book that is about 1000 pages too long. - The Fiery Cross (Outlander, #5) by Diana Gabaldon