Jordan Belfort — what an asshole. Such an asshole, in fact, that he ends his book right before anything truly terrible happens to him. Therefore the reader must wait until he releases his next book to find out how exactly the law punishes him for his asshole-ness (my guess–barely, if at all). “They were drunk on youth, fueled by greed, and higher than kites.” — everyone in this book In case you’ve somehow missed the commercials for the Leonardo DiCaprio movie (which I haven’t seen, and don’t […]