Cannonball Read 17

Sticking It to Cancer One Book at a Time

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Duskwalker Brides #3

A Soul to Touch by Opal Reyne

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Mayumi is a former member of the Demonslayer Guild. She lives in her family’s cabin in the middle of nowhere so she can safely hunt demons on her own. She slowly comes to realize just how lonely she is. When she was a young child, she was saved from a demon by a Duskwalker. Duskwalkers are monsters who are typically 7 feet tall, covered in fur or feathers, and aren’t terribly intelligent unless they have eaten a lot of humans. Ever since he saved her, […]

Worst Book I Have Read So Far This Year

The Good Side of Wrong by Jenika Snow

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Persephone is 18 and a senior in High School when her parents are killed in a car crash. Even though she is legally an adult, she is placed in the custody of her Uncle Hades. Hades was adopted into the family as a young child, so he could be abused by his Father and Brother in order to toughen up his Brother so he could run the family business. Hades’s original plot is to destroy Persephone so he can get posthumous revenge on his brother, […]

Yes, I Read It Just Because of the Title

Take My Daddy I'll Take Yours by Jenika Snow

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Look, they can’t all be great literature. Sometimes I’m bored and scrolling Kindle Unlimited and I see a sexy cover model who I recognized from Sara Cate’s upcoming book, Highest Bidder, and the silly title intrigues you enough to read it. STOP JUDGING ME! Mina is a twenty-something girl, and that is pretty much her entire personality. Her father is getting remarried to a former classmate of hers, which she finds a little icky, but she is happy that her Dad seems to be happy. […]

Sexy Sexy Vampire Sexy Sex

In Her Thrall by Chloe Parker

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Biana Ivyshade is a vampire. A super sexy vampire, who is secretly good. Like, she doesn’t even eat people guys! She’s like Edward Cullen, except she doesn’t sparkle. She was turned by Dracula, who is a literal fucking monster. Every year, she throws an elaborate ball in an effort to attract Dracula, because she believes she can kill him. On the night of the ball, three vampire hunters show up because they have heard rumors of a vampire lady and Dracula, but they are more […]

“Books are Doors and I wanted out.”

The Ten Thousand Doors of January by Alix E. Harrow

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*Audiobook Review* I have no idea how I am going to review this book. It is indescribable. To me, it was a perfect book. I have read all of Harrow’s other novels. The Once and Future Witches was my favorite book I read last year, and this will probably end up being my favorite of this year. January Scalla is a mixed-race 19-year-old girl who has practically been raised by her father’s wealthy, white employer, Mr. Locke. It is set in the early 20th Century, […]

Who Wouldn’t Want a Bunch of Sexy Gargoyles?

Deceived By The Gargoyles by Lillian Lark

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The author stated that this book was inspired by the 90s afternoon Disney cartoon, Gargoyles, but sexy, and I said “How fast can I read this?” The answer is one afternoon! Grace is a witch who has had several bad dates, so she decides to seek out a paranormal matchmaker. She is set up on a date with a gargoyle, Elliot. What Elliot doesn’t tell Grace or the matchmaker is that he is already mated. To two other gargoyles. He just feels that something is […]



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