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Bio mom to a wild-haired five-year-old spitfire, foster mom to a three-year-old hooligan. Wife to a nurse. I spend my days tripping over dogs and putting out fires.

Blingle Bells's Reviews:

Are we allowed to curse in review titles?

October 20, 2017 by Blingle Bells 6 Comments

I’m not sure about title-cursing rules, otherwise the title would be “Fuck This Book.” I don’t even know where to start, this stupid childish book brought out such a visceral rage in me. Reviews on Amazon and Goodreads suggest that some people didn’t abhor it. Some people loved it. This makes me think about statistics and probability – does the number of five star ratings mean that there are people in my life who do or would like this dumpster fire of a “book”? (The quotation […]

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: i wrote this for you, pleasefindthis, zero stars

Blingle Bells's CBR9 Review No:32 · Genres: Uncategorized · Tags: i wrote this for you, pleasefindthis, zero stars ·
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Please read this review if you are a medical professional.

October 16, 2017 by Blingle Bells 1 Comment

I have read a lot of this genre – medical memoirs. According to Google, I have read literally almost all of them. I have noticed a pattern, and a problem, and I’m going to use this review space to make a request. 80% of these books follow a formula: author becomes a doctor, a bunch of funny/strange anecdotes from patient interactions or unusual cases. Some do it better than others, but if you stitched them all together into one huge book you’d probably barely notice the seams. […]

Filed Under: Biography/Memoir Tagged With: brent russell, medical memoir, medicine, sujay kansagra, transgender

Blingle Bells's CBR9 Review No:31 · Genres: Biography/Memoir · Tags: brent russell, medical memoir, medicine, sujay kansagra, transgender ·
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Cracked, plain and simple.

October 6, 2017 by Blingle Bells Leave a Comment

Have you ever read a Cracked.com article? It’s a website with clickbait-y titles (6 Animals That Are Secret Badasses! 5 Ways College Makes You Dumber!) with pretty substantial content. It’s been around forever. I’ve been reading it for 7 or 8 years and it’s definitely older than that. If you’re familiar with it, do you like it? If so, good news, this is basically 200 or so pages of Cracked articles. Your mileage with that, I guess, depends entirely on whether you enjoy Cracked.com. The […]

Filed Under: Comedy/Humor Tagged With: animals, cracked.com, health, history, humor, listicles, Psychology, science

Blingle Bells's CBR9 Review No:29 · Genres: Comedy/Humor · Tags: animals, cracked.com, health, history, humor, listicles, Psychology, science ·
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More AIM conversations than I expected.

October 6, 2017 by Blingle Bells 1 Comment

Where Am I Now is Mara Wilson’s memoir – if you don’t remember, she’s the kid from Matilda and Mrs. Doubtfire. It’s not a bad book despite the low rating (I’m torn between a 2 and a 3 but since I read it a few weeks ago and remember it with a feeling of mild annoyance, I guess I’m going to round down), it just has the same problems as every memoir by a young adult that I’ve ever read: a lack of/really odd sense […]

Filed Under: Biography/Memoir Tagged With: #memoir, child star, Mara Wilson, Where Am I Now

Blingle Bells's CBR9 Review No:28 · Genres: Biography/Memoir · Tags: #memoir, child star, Mara Wilson, Where Am I Now ·
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A really boring review about a really funny book.

September 30, 2017 by Blingle Bells Leave a Comment

Tina Fey, man. What even is there to say? It’s her memoir. It’s really, really weird that I picked it up at all because there’s not much on this planet that I’m less interested in than celebrity memoirs. I’m an ISTJ, I’m interested in a lot of things, but not that. I reluctantly read Leah Remini’s book Troublemaker because I was curious about Scientology and it seemed like an accessible book about it, but read the parts about her life and career and behind the […]

Filed Under: Biography/Memoir Tagged With: bossypants, celebrity, humor, Tina Fey

Blingle Bells's CBR9 Review No:27 · Genres: Biography/Memoir · Tags: bossypants, celebrity, humor, Tina Fey ·
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I did not enjoy it.

September 30, 2017 by Blingle Bells 2 Comments

And I’m pretty bummed about it. I wanted to like it. I liked the first half, in which nerd genius Laurence and young witch Patricia meet in middle school and become half-assed friends. I liked its many, many beautiful lines. I liked young Patricia and to a small degree, adult Patricia. I liked that it was a book by a trans woman that got mainstream attention without her trans-ness being the reason. I liked the cover art. I liked that a nonbinary character who used […]

Filed Under: Fiction Tagged With: all the birds in the sky, charlie jane anders, hipsters, magical realism, science, witches

Blingle Bells's CBR9 Review No:26 · Genres: Fiction · Tags: all the birds in the sky, charlie jane anders, hipsters, magical realism, science, witches ·
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