The anthropology of small-town living - A Few Green Leaves by Barbara Pym
Nothing “Instant” About It - Instant Mom by Nia Vardalos
People can bite my ass - Stieg Larsson's The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo by Denise Mina Leonardo Manco Andrea Mutti
Apocalypse is a frame of mind - Death Masks by Jim Butcher
Leopold’s Ghost Haunts Us All - King Leopold's Ghost: A Story of Greed, Terror and Heroism in Colonial Africa by Adam Hochschild
Seriously Mark? Seriously? - The Martian by Andy Weir
For All The Invisible Girls - Saint Anything by Sarah Dessen
Dude, you have balls of solid adamantium - Ready Player One by Ernest Cline
How did everything get so fucked up? - Everything I Never Told You by Celeste Ng
Little Halloween - Dead Man's Song by Jonathan Maberry
All Hail Russo! - The Risk Pool by Richard Russo
Taste this, bitch - Summer Knight by Jim Butcher
Well-written and sad - Still Alice by Lisa Genova
An adventure spy novel more than a murder mystery – also Cannonball! - They Came to Baghdad by Agatha Christie
Unpretentious poetry I actually liked - Brown Girl Dreaming by Jacqueline Woodson
Sharp, meta, and entertaining - Redshirts by John Scalzi
Now I’m gonna learn you boys a thing or two about broken bones and internal bleeding - My Murderous Childhood (And Other Grievous Yarns) by Eric Powell
Now this is what I call Sci-Fi - The Martian by Andy Weir
The fever dreams of John Keats. - The Fall of Hyperion (Hyperion Cantos, #2) by Dan Simmons
A searing vision of post-apocalypse Africa in sci-fi - Who Fears Death by Nnedi Okorafor
Books like this are why I love science fiction. - Hyperion (Hyperion Cantos, #1) by Dan Simmons
Does success make you happy, or is being happy success? - Picnic in Provence A Memoir with Recipes by Elizabeth Bard
Terrifying time travel - Kindred by Octavia E. Butler
This cockadoodie book. - Misery by Stephen King
Gyros for heros - Ms. Marvel Vols 1 & 2 by G. Willow Wilson, Adrian Alphona, Jacob Wyatt
On a Journey with Holden - The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
The Road Less Bleak - The Dog Stars by Peter Heller
We’re just bugs on God’s windshield - The Getaway God by Richard Kadrey
What a treat from Jelinas! - A Czech Treat! by Jelinas
One for the Reread Eternally Shelf - Wild Seed by Octavia Butler
Loved it! - Big Little Lies by Liane Moriarty
Peter Rabbit goes to the fair. Chaos ensues. - The Spectacular Tale of Peter Rabbit by Emma Thompson
The sweet dove is not as innocent as it seems. - The Sweet Dove Died by Barbara Pym
Best. Gay. Squirrel. Porn. EVER. - The Complete Tales by Beatrix Potter
Donuts must be the very essence of free will - Kill City Blues by Richard Kadrey
Mommy Issues - Sharp Objects by Gillian Flynn
Macgyver on Mars! - The Martian by Andy Weir
A long pale scar - Dead Wake: The Last Crossing of the Lusitania by Erik Larson
Evil Doesn’t Die, It Waits and Gets Stronger - Ghost Road Blues (Pine Deep #1) by Jonathan Maberry
I’ve wandered deep in the realm of What the F**k - Devil Said Bang by Richard Kadrey
Hail Lucifer - Aloha From Hell by Richard Kadrey
Still time to read it before the movie comes out - The Martian: A Novel by Andy Weir
Knife to the eye!! - The Goon in Rough Stuff by Eric Powell
So now we’ve got the gang together… - The Drawing of the Three (The Dark Tower #2) by Stephen King
Musings on Manhood - Manhood for Amateurs by Michael Chabon
Andrew Smith is my spirit animal. - Winger by Andrew Smith
[Hyperventilating] - Saga Volume 4 (#19-24) by Brian K. Vaughn and Fiona Staples
If you suddenly began rising steadily at one foot per second, how exactly would you die? - What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions by Randall Munroe
The womb or the earth. - Ruby by Cynthia Bond
My Mother Said I Never Should - The Darkest Part of the Forest by Holly Black