Blood, Blood, Everywhere, Nor Any Drop To… - Ody-C #4 by Matt Fraction, Christian Ward
What Lies Beneath - Longbourn by Jo Baker
A Good Walk Spoiled - The Match: The Day the Game of Golf Changed Forever by Mark Frost
“Inanimate objects were often so much nicer than people.” Indeed, Miss Pym, indeed. - Crampton Hodnet by Barbara Pym
“Ninjas are silly. They are the flower fairies of gong fu and karate.” - The Gone-Away World by Nick Harkaway
Addiction and Triumph - Guts: The Endless Follies and Tiny Triumphs of a Giant Disaster by Kristen Johnston
Breaking Dawn of the American Century, or Twilight of Empire: all I know is, I’m covered in glitter - The Emperor and the Assassin: McKinley, Terror, and Empire at the Dawn of the American Century by Scott Miller
A Funny Little Gift From God - Instant Mom by Nia Vardalos
The real first volume of Kelly Sue DeConnick’s Captain Marvel run. - Captain Marvel, Vol. 1: In Pursuit of Flight by Kelly Sue DeConnick
Completely ridiculous. - Captain Marvel, Vol. 2: Stay Fly by Kelly Sue DeConnick
Spark of Hope in New YA Novel - An Ember in the Ashes by Sabaa Tahir
Something. Happened. - Revival by Stephen King
Deputy U.S. Marshall Raylan Givens goes to Italy - Pronto by Elmore Leonard
Flirting with Greatness or Simply Great Flirting? - Three Weeks with Lady X by Eloisa James
Not Even a Bugzooka Could Stop These Guys - EarthRise by William C. Dietz
A Dot on the Map… - Paper Towns by John Green
The Greatest Generation - When All the World Was Young by Ferrol Sams
Nothing says, “Hey, let’s make you depressed!” like Cormac McCarthy killing off characters. - The Crossing by Cormac McCarthy
If his middle name is Luck, his first name must be Bad. - Interesting Times (Discworld, #17) by Terry Pratchett
Lila comes home. - Lila by Marilynne Robinson
Home to Stay - Home by Marilynne Robinson
Parenting for the modern world - Gummi Bears Should Not Be Organic: And Other Opinions I Can't Back Up With Facts by Stefanie Wilder-Taylor
www.27bslash6.com - The Internet is a Playground: Irreverent Correspondences of an Evil Online Genius by David Thorne
“why did you turn my friends into pigs i don’t know maybe the real question is why are your friends so turn-into-pigsable” - Texts from Jane Eyre: And Other Conversations with Your Favorite Literary Characters by Daniel M. Lavery
Everything I know about Chilean history, I know from Isabel Allende - Portrait in Sepia by Isabel Allende
Growing up is a dangerous thing to do - Waistcoats & Weaponry by Gail Carriger
I Don’t Regret This One - I Regret Nothing by Jen Lancaster
Military Sci-Fi with Side Dishes of Geopolitics and Theology - Knox's Irregulars by J. Wesley Bush
Enchanting/Frustrating African Fantasy - Who Fears Death by Nnedi Okorafor
Black Spots on a Black Cat - The Unchangeable Spots of Leopards by Kristopher Jansma
Make sure you have a box of tissues ready when you read this one. Because crying. - All the Bright Places by Jennifer Niven
Sex, Drugs and Music With Rocks In. - Soul Music (Discworld, #16) by Terry Pratchett
The honeymoon is over. - Sex Criminals, Vol. 2: Two Worlds, One Cop by Matt Fraction & Chip Zdarsky
DID YOU LEAVE BECAUSE OF MY ATTIC WIFE IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT - Texts From Jane Eyre by Mallory Ortberg
To Protect and Slobber - Suspect by Robert Crais
Relive the Worst Years of Your Life - Kick Me: Adventures in Adolescence by Paul Feig
Exit light, enter night - Duck, Duck, Ghost (Hellsinger Series Book 2) by Rhys Ford
It’s A Bird! It’s A Plane! It’s A…Romance Novel?!?! - Superheroes Anonymous by Lexie Dunne
This book almost turned me into a rabid frothmonster. - Big Little Lies by Liane Moriarty
Read Richard Russo’s Straight Man and then Have this Book for Dessert - Dear Committee Members by Julie Schumacher
That Woman - That Woman: The Life of Wallis Simpson, Duchess of Windsor by Anne Sebba
This is why I am slightly afraid of plants - The Girl With All The Gifts by M R Carey
Another Role Model For My Hypothetical Daughter(s) - Excellent Women by Barbara Pym
Because you know I’m all about that Jane… - Emma: A Modern Retelling by Alexander McCall Smith
“Sorry. Accident. Couldn’t be helped.” - Sacré Bleu: A Comedy d'Art by Christopher Moore
I hope you appreciate how I didn’t just quote the entire book at you - Texts from Jane Eyre: And other Conversations with Your Favorite Literary Characters by Mallory Ortberg
Same thing we do every night, Pinkie. Try to take over the world - Brighton Rock by Graham Greene
I need Devour to become a real show on my television, people! - The Royal We by Heather Cocks and Jessica Morgan (the Fug Girls)
Once again, Laura Florand makes me want to gorge on gourmet chocolate - All for You by Laura Florand
Percy Jackson is missing, but here’s a new bunch of demi-god teens to hang out with instead - The Lost Hero by Rick Riordan