“All Bette’s stories have happy endings. That’s because she knows where to stop. She’s realized the real problem with stories—if you keep them going long enough, they always end in death.” - Preludes & Nocturnes (The Sandman, #1) by Neil Gaiman
ooohhhh booyy is it not a love story - Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë
Accessible, exciting historical fiction for the tween set - Lifeboat 12 by Susan Hood
Gone Girls, 1900 Edition - Picnic at Hanging Rock by Joan Lindsey
“I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that it takes a huge amount of fake blood to keep a Halloween theme park running.” - Two Can Keep a Secret by Karen M McManus
Mulholland Drive in Fiction Form - Haunt by Laura Lee Bahr
The worst part of writing this statement was recalling all of these events because, honestly, I’d just as soon forget. - Meet Behind Mars by Renee Simms
Jane sees dead people - My Plain Jane by Cynthia Hand, Brodi Ashton, & Jodi Meadows
True Detectives - The Laughing Policeman by Maj Sjöwall & Per Wahlöö
And the Headstones Climbed up the Hill - Dreamland: The True Tale of America's Opiate Epidemic by Sam Quinones
‘One can find time for everything if one is never in a hurry,’ explained his host didactically. - Heart of a Dog by Mikhail Bulgakov
A Dream On - Why We Dream: The Transformative Power of Our Nightly Journey by Alice Robb
What do you need more? A good book or a good hug? How about a book ABOUT a hug? - I Need a Hug by Aaron Blabey
26 ways to say Love - L Is for Love: A Heartfelt Alphabet by Greg Paprocki
Biking in a Winter Wonderland - Chirri & Chirra, the Snowy Day by Kaya Doi
as long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking - Orlando: A Biography by Virginia Woolf
I’ve read this story before, and so have you (but it’s still pretty great) - Normal People by Sally Rooney
Kyoto, mon amour - The Old Capital by Yasunari Kawabata
Best read with a pint of IPA and a Rolling Stones record on the turntable. - In a House of Lies by Ian Rankin
A strong finish to this series about magical oppression. - Ptolemy's Gate (The Bartimaeus Trilogy, #3) by Jonathan Stroud
The More Things Change & The Weird Wild West - How to Suppress Women's Writing by Joanna Russ; Silver on the Road by Laura Anne Gilman
Sleeves and stacks - Altered Carbon by Richard Morgan
He might fear God, but he still loves boobs. - Jane Doe: A Novel by Victoria Helen Stone
Better than most - Pride by Ibi Zoboi
Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupery
A sweet tea of a story - Jane of Austin by Hillary Manton Lodge
Thrice the Brinded Cat Hath Mew’d – Precocious Mystery Fun Times - Thrice the Brinded Cat Hath Mew'd by Alan Bradley
Who would have thought that something that happened that long ago could have such power? - Lucky by Alice Sebold
Laundry and Ghosts are Currently Tied for First - Sheets by Brenna Thummler
Goes Down Easy - My Favorite Half-Night Stand by Christina Lauren
GRRM procrastinates again - Fire and Blood by George R.R. Martin
I joined the crowd - Educated by Tara Westover
Cheating Death Never Ends Well - Vicious by VE Schwab
It’s a terrible life. - The Green House by Mario Vargas Llosa
Window Books and Mirror Books (or Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can’t Lose) - Patina (Track - Book 2) by Jason Reynolds; Sunny (Track - Book 3) by Jason Reynolds; Lu (Track - Book 4) by Jason Reynolds
Each day had been more stormy than the last. - Who was Changed and Who was Dead by Barbara Comyns
Of course, that was the whole point of the re-enactment, that we ourselves became the ghosts… - Ghost Wall by Sarah Moss
would you say it’s time for our viewers to crack open each other’s skulls? - The Fifth Risk by Michael Lewis
Espionage: First as Farce, Then As Tragedy - The Tailor of Panama by John Le Carré
If you find me mainlining a baguette in February, this is why - The Whole30: The 30-Day Guide to Total Health and Food Freedom by Melissa Hartwig
Have you ever seen a town fall? - Us Against You by Fredrik Backman
Magically Delightful - Sorcerer to the Crown by Zen Cho
Beneath the facade of glitz and glamour - The Swans of Fifth Avenue by Melanie Benjamin
And what can still delight an inert stone except to become, once more, the bed of a raging torrent? - The Opposing Shore by Julien Gracq
Passing with flying color - Penguin Flies Home by Lita Judge
It’s mid-January, how am I already so far behind? - Record of a Spaceborn Few by Becky Chambers
She thought that maybe, just maybe, if she was beautiful, things would get better - The House of Impossible Beauties by Joseph Cassara
I’m just a soul whose intentions are good… - The Delinquent Housewife! 1 by Nemu Yoko (translated by David Musto)
Is It Really So Wrong? - Cheating: Ethics in Everyday Life by Deborah L. Rhode
Exactly What I Was Looking For - Natural Solutions to PCOS: How to Eliminate Your Symptoms & Boost Your Fertility by Marilyn Glenville, Ph.D