Putting the ME-ME-ME in Meditation

Dan Harris thinks Dan Harris is very important.  He’s a newscaster on Good Morning America: Weekend Edition and Nightline.  What he proposes as a self-help book is actually mostly memoir where he talks about his rise to stardom thanks to meditation.  His approach seems to be: “Meditation?  Fucking hippies, amirite? But no, seriously, it’s pretty not gay, bro.”  He then spends a chapter a piece scoffing a famous gurus in the same way, while rubbing his nipples and keening, “Daaaaaan Haaaarrrriiisss.”