Gin Bianco is an assassin. She won’t shut up about it, in fact - Spider's Bite by Jennifer Estep
Son of a *itch - Son of a Witch by Gregory Maguire
No excuse for another Reacher knock-off by Baldacci - The Forgotten by David Baldacci
Love is a broken pickle dish. - Ethan Frome by Edith Wharton
A Study in Ambiguous Endings and Disappointment - The Patron Saint of Liars by Ann Patchett
Gothic crime and Victorian intrigue - Rustication by Charles Palliser
London calling to the underworld - Broken Homes by Ben Aaronovitch
A South Pole Memoir with a side of Passivity - Ice Bound: A Doctor's Incredible Battle for Survival at the South Pole by Jerri Nielson
A dystopian disappointment - The Gunslinger by Stephen King
The Uninterested Reader - The Uninvited Guests: A Novel by Sadie Jones
Eat, Sleep, Game, Repeat…? - A.D.D. Adolescent Demo Division by Douglas Rushkoff
A Bear and a Maiden Sparklepony - The Last of the Mohicans by James Fenimore Cooper
The Rare Occasion When the Movie Is Better - Sleepwalk With me by Mike Birbiglia
Unexpected, in some ways that you want and in some that you don’t - A Duke Never Yields by Juliana Gray
Fine If You’re Not Holding Out For Accuracy - Alaska By Cruise Ship by Anne Vipond
Math is hard. Also bad for novels. - Count to a Trillion by John C. Wright
Like a Good Salad - Code Talker by Joseph Bruchac
Sappy pulp fiction - Riot: A novel by Shashi Tharoor
Leaps In the Dust - Dust by Patricia Cornwell
I like the OTHER scarlet letter better - The Red Badge of Courage by Stephen Crane
Trying hard to sensationalize common sense. - Outliers: The story of success by Malcolm Gladwell
Weekend in Snoozeville - Weekend in Paris by Robyn Sisman
How to Make an Interesting Topic Unbearable - The Murder Room: The Heirs of Sherlock Holmes Gather to Solve the World’s Most Perplexing Cold Cases by Michael Capuzzo
How can you be a teenage misfit when your parents applaud and encourage rebellion? - Teori og praksis (Theory and practice) by Nikolaj Frobenius
insert quippy remark here - Why We Suck by Denis Leary
You you you you you you you you you TOO MANY YOU’S. - The Reluctant Fundamentalist by Mohsin Hamid
The Year of Magical Thinking by Joan Didion - The Year of Magical Thinking by Joan Didion
I Am Pilgrim, Hear Me Bore - I Am Pilgrim by Terry Hayes
Peer Pressure and Cartoon Villainy - The Dare by RL Stine
A Novel of Ridiculous Coincidences - Sunburn by RL Stine
Ever Heard of a Broken Aesop? - The Cheater by RL Stine
Mad at Helen Fielding - Bridget Jones: Mad about the Boy by Helen Fielding
Things That Go “Blah” in the Night - Eerie by Blake Crouch
So Much to Recommend It, But It Didn’t Live Up: Guests on Earth - Guests on Earth by Lee Smith
A Supposedly Fun Thing I’ll Never Do Again: Essays and Arguments by David Foster Wallace - A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again: Essays and Arguments by David Foster Wallace
CANNONBALL! “Shadow Lord ”: Star Trek Novel Vangie13 cbr #52 - Shadow Lord by Laurence Yep
Pemberley Has Problems - Death Comes to Pemberley by P.D. James
Fun Quick Read - I Don't Know What You Know Me From: Confessions of a Co-Star by Judy Greer
If everyone belonged to only 1 of 5 categories, which would you be? NONE because that’s ridiculous. - Divergent by Veronica Roth
A Snob reviews The Shack - The Shack by William Paul Young
If this book were a T-Pain song, it would be called, “I’m in love with a student.” - The Folding Star by Alan Hollinghurst
A Southern Trainwreck of a Novel - South of Broad by Pat Conroy
Never Trust a Man Called Gaston - Seven for a Secret by Victoria Holt
Well-Hung Angels and the Anxious Investment Bankers Who Love Them - Trinity Stones: The Angelorum Twelve Chronicles by L.G. O'Connor
“Hush” A play script Vangie13 cbr #48 - Hush by April de Angelis
A Promising Start That Turns Into One of the Worst Love Triangles Ever - Splintered by A.G. Howard
A book easy enough for your dog to understand, but maybe not you. - How to Teach Relativity to Your Dog by Chad Orzel
The Harm in Asking - The Harm in Asking: My Clumsy Encounters with the Human Race by Sara Barron
Somewhat Spotty Storytelling - The Incrementalists by Steven Brust and Skyler White
pAper TownS - Paper Towns by John Green