I guess this is a children’s book? - The Road to Ever After by Moira Young
In Which Maisie Dobbs Makes Me Angry - Birds of a Feather by Jacqueline Winspear
Patton Oswalt is a Better Comedian than Memoirist - Silver Screen Fiend: Learning About Life from an Addiction to Film by Patton Oswalt
About What One Would Expect for a Book Being Adapted Into a Series Starring Luke Evans - The Alienist by Caleb Carr
Setting the World Right, One Dog at a Time - Rescued-What Second Chance Dogs Teach Us About Living with Purpose, Loving with Abandon, and Finding Joy in the Little Things by Peter Zheutlin
Starting to not like things - Weaver's Lament by Emma Newman
I am so disappointed! - The Mannequin Makers by Craig Cliff
They were forgotten for a reason, apparently - The League of Regrettable Superheroes by Jon Morris
Alternate title: How Millionaires Grieve - Option B by Sheryl Sandberg
We’re Goin’ Space to the Wild, Wild West! - Cibola Burn by James S.A. Corey
I Was the Wrong Audience for this Book - God: A Human History by Reza Aslan
Insider exposé with little to no actual shocking revelations… - Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House by Michael Wolff
Mostly dull - The Bones of Avalon by Phil Rickman
Good in little bites - Pleasure Keeper by Charlotte Stein
Serialized Fiction - Yesterday's Gone: Season One by Sean Platt & David Wright
I take no leave of you and send no compliments to your mother - Pride and Prejudice and Mistletoes by Melissa de la Cruz
Starting off with a …meh… - Not Another New Year's by Christie Ridgway
Guys… I just can’t with this one. - My Sweet Audrina by V.C. Andrews
The Boring Lives of Medium-Level Jerks - A Spool of Blue Thread by Anne Tyler
“Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.” - Hedy's Folly: The Life and Breakthrough Inventions of Hedy Lamarr, the Most Beautiful Woman in the World by Richard Rhodes
Book two introduces us to an officer… - Pounding Skin by L.A. Witt
Moldy Cheese and Buckets of Blood…Or NAH? - The Dreams by Matthew Fleming
The US Navy calls hats ‘covers’ … - Back Piece by L.A. Witt
I didn’t care for it, but I couldn’t put it down - What Alice Forgot by Liane Moriarty
How is a book about a spy this boring? - For Your Arms Only by Caroline Linden
That Bee Life Hustle - The Bees by Laline Paull
I was rolling my eyes so hard - Hooked on the Game by C.M. Owens
A worthy literary endeavor that left me underwhelmed - The Underground Railroad: A Novel by Colson Whitehead
Dolittle the Animal Lover - The Voyages of Doctor Dolittle by Hugh Lofting
Meh. - Our Chemical Hearts by Krystal Sutherland
I’m so done with white-man-young-adult-literature - Fade by Robert Cormier
I want to scream SHOW DON’T TELL - Into the Drowning Deep by Mira Grant
Tweeting - It Started With A Tweet by Anna Bell
Not Quite What I Was Expecting - Out of Order: Stories from the History of the Supreme Court by Sandra Day O'Connor
It still has to make sense - The Love Interest by Cale Dietrich
There Is No Hacking Here - The Happiness Hack by Ellen Petry Leanse
Falling towards a violent end - Fall by Candice Fox
No such thing as Mr. Perfect - Mr. Perfect by Linda Howard
Less than what it seems - Hillbilly Elegy by J.D. Vance
I hate when this happens. - The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue by Mackenzi Lee
The pictures were good - The Winter Camping Handbook by Stephen Gorman
The Brother Karamehzov - The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoevsky
Thanx but no thanx - Uncommon Type: Some Stories by Tom Hanks
Not that bad until the end - Ella the Slayer by A. W. Exley
Better late than never? Maybe not… - 7th Grade Revolution by Liana Gardner
Emotional whiplash - The Marrying Season by Candace Camp
A buzzing sound began in my brain - A Small Revolution by Jimin Han
Southern comfort mystery - Bone to be Wild by Carolyn Haines
A good candidate for my worst book of the year - The Rebel Heir by Elizabeth Michels
This is me quitting this series. - Triple Threat (Lois Lane, #3) by Gwenda Bond