Our story begins in a run-down bar in Key West, not so many years from now. - The Hemingway Hoax by Joe Haldeman
would have been a nice little jaunt were it not for the casual racism - Vinegar Girl by Anne Tyler
Giant Rabbits, Foot Wounds, and Loose Ends - The Girls in the Garden by Lisa Jewell
The Subinfo Computers owned by Lies, Incorporated had been caught in an unnatural act by a service mechanic. - Lies Inc by Philip K Dick
Time to break up with Sarah Dessen. Or at least see other people. - The Rest of the Story by Sarah Dessen
If you like Lovecraftian horror, you might like this better than I did. - Maplecroft (The Borden Dispatches, #1) by Cherie Priest
in which i take a premise and push it past its breaking point - Milk and Honey by Rupi Kaur
This One Was Unfortunately a Miss for Me - Royal Holiday by Jasmine Guillory
Whoops for last year’s books - Nine Perfect Strangers by Liane Moriarty
“‘What the hell goes on here?’ Wesley Ardmore demanded.” - Sixth Column by Robert Heinlein
I’m so disappointed in this book it almost makes me angry. - Royal Holiday (The Wedding Date, #4) by Jasmine Guillory
This book felt like forever - Bones are Forever by Kathy Reichs
Lurid Color - Nightmare in Pink by John D. Macdonald
Manifest Destiny was SO cool! - The Pioneers: The Heroic Story of the Settlers Who Brought the American Ideal West by David McCullough
Bring back the old Bridget - Bridget Jones' Baby by Helen Fielding
Interesting idea, short on plot - The Walworth Beauty by Michele Roberts
Too much of the less interesting Fleishman - Fleishman is in Trouble by Taffy Brodesser-Akner
Sometimes a book seems like it was written just for you; then you actually read it, and then you are sad. - On a Sunbeam by Tillie Walden
A Small Town With Some Big Secrets - The Ice Princess by Camilla Läckberg
Reading This During the Holidays Was Probably a Mistake - We Are Monsters by Brian Kirk
Twenties Girl - Twenties Girl by Sophie Kinsella
How can he be killed most easily? With the fewest stains? - Snow White by Donald Barthelme
Bardugo can do so much better than this entire debut trilogy. - Siege and Storm (The Grisha Trilogy, #2) by Leigh Bardugo
Slow going - Semper Fidelis by Ruth Downie
Chasing the love of these humans who made you feel wanted - Shiny Objects by James Roberts
I’m not sure if I liked this book or not. - Unspeakable Things by Jess Lourey
“A life spent in the routine of science need not destroy the attractive human element of a woman’s nature.” - The Glass Universe: How the Ladies of the Harvard Observatory Took the Measure of the Stars by Dava Sobel
It’s why you jump in the first place.. - The Upside of Falling Down by Rebekah Crane
She has fainted from ill-usage and exhaustion. - Hound of the Baskervilles by Arthur Conan Doyle
Teenage Kinks - The Secret Place by Tana French
Proceeds from sales of THE SERIOUS GOOSE will be donated - The Serious Goose by Jimmy Kimmel
A Pity When a Book Falls Apart - Christmas at Silver Falls by Jenny Hale
The Haunted - The Haunted by Danielle Vega
Futuristic witches should not be this bland and disappointing - The Bohr Maker by Linda Nagata
Imagination Station - Life as a Mini Hero by Olivier Tallec
A 700 page detour away from the main plot and characters of the series. - The Pillars of Creation (The Sword of Truth, #7) by Terry Goodkind
90% good spoiled by 10% dumb - The Visitor by Sheri S. Tepper
Last Night I Dreamed I Went to the 1300s Again - The House on the Strand by Daphne du Maurier
A book I did not expect to hate. - Broken Monsters by Lauren Beukes
Finally trying to learn more about the suffragette movement than what I was shown in Mary Poppins. - Bringing Down the Duke by Evie Dunmore
The city lay like a sparkling nest of rare gems, shimmering in layer upon layer of pulsating intensity. - Cop Hater by Ed McBain
Mile after mile, he goes over the past few years. - The Cook by Maylis de Kerangal; Deal of a Lifetime by Frederik Backman
Disappointment Sets In - The Mercy of Snakes by Dean Koontz
Go West Young Pig - Clarence Goes Out West & Meets a Purple Horse by Jean Ekman Adam
It resists and obscures the sense of modernism. - Introducing Postmodern by Richard Appignanesi
I don’t know who this is for (but it’s not me) - Three Women by Lisa Taddeo
Started Off Promising…Descended into Chaotic Reading - Vox by Christina Dalcher
Road trip - The Lost Cousins by B.B Cronin
A little snoring gets awfully annoyin’ - Stop Snoring, Bernard! by Zachariah OHora
Worst seat ever. - Southern Lady Code by Helen Ellis