Another rogue bites the dust - The Good Girl's Guide to Rakes by Eva Leigh
Postcards from the Set - The Princess Diarist by Carrie Fisher
Chitinous Critters and Cardboard Cutouts - Phantoms by Dean Koontz
The Next Civil War (A Fiction) - The Next Civil War by Stephen Marche
The Girl on the Train saw the Woman in the Window was the Last House Guest - The Last House Guest by Megan Miranda
Gosh how zany – The mute secretary is also a stripper(! lolol) - Jumpers by Tom Stoppard
Everyone Sucks Here - All I Want by Darcey Bell
The Christmas Party - The Christmas Party by Carole Matthews
Elves and a Magic Ring are Reasonably Dull - Vox Machina: Kith & Kin by Marieke Nijkamp
Obsession Is Not Love, Says Local Woman in Dystopian Setting - Anna by Sammy HK Smith
Not enough development for a really satisfying romance - The Dating Playbook by Farrah Rochon
“I am both ever evolving and ever decaying.” or another book in need of a CW - Charm and Strange by Stephanie Kuehn
I’m Raven and I was cravin’ a good book, but sorry to say my time of day was just took - Game of Scones: From “The Doodle Boy” Joe Whale (Bad Food #1) by Eric Luper
The Do-Over - The Do-Over by Beth Turner
Sequel-itis - Protect the Prince by Jennifer Estep
Let’s go caving with a-holes. - The Luminous Dead by Caitlin Starling
Susan, can you write better romantic heroes, please? - When Stars Collide by Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Stars Over Alaska - Stars Over Alaska by Jennifer Snow
Deconstructed - Deconstructed by Liz Talley
Unstuck in Time - The Writer's Crusade: Kurt Vonnegut and the Many Lives of Slaughterhouse-Five by Tom Roston
Don’t take my word for it. No really! Find out what you think instead. - Teeny Houdini V01 The Disappearing Act: by Katrina Moore
“A healthy, well-fed vampire is very lovable” - The Ethical Psychic Vampire by Raven Kaldera
All the fuss - This Is How You Lose the Time War by Amal El-Mohtar and Max Gladstone
Sorry, not the next Bridget Jones. - Yinka, Where Is Your Huzband? by Lizzie Damilola Blackburn
“I don’t know why I can’t be like normal people.” - Normal People by Sally Rooney
Medieval Mean Girls - Matrix by Lauren Groff
A smidge TOO ‘simple’… - Destination Simple by Brooke McAlary
Melania Trump Fanfiction - Our American Friend by Anna Pitoniak
I Truly Do Not Understand What I Read - The True Meaning of Smekday by Adam Rex
Blue Lightning - Blue Lightning by Ann Cleeves
Midnight Exposure - Midnight Exposure by Melinda Leigh
I hope someday we get a better version of this book. - Seduction: A History from the Enlightenment to the Present by Clement Knox
Spoiler Alert - They Both Die At the End by Adam Silver
An Unfunny Memoir Full of Sexism and Racism - Memoirs of a Professional Cad by George Sanders
Caps lock fever dream - The Gap and the Gain: The High Achievers' Guide to Happiness, Confidence, and Success by Dan Sullivan with Dr. Benjamin Hardy
April 1865 - April 1865 by Jay Winik
Fowl Play - That Egg Is Mine! A Silly Story about Sharing (Duck and Cluck) by Liz Goulet DuBois
Finding the right book but maybe wrong time - Mermaid Kenzie: Protector of the Deeps by Charlotte Watson Sherman
If It Bleeds? King sure does; the master is no longer impervious - If It Bleeds by Stephen King
Hush Little Baby- The longer I sat with it, the more annoyed I got - Hush Little Baby by Suzanne Redfearn
Middle-Grade Fantasy That Disappoints - The Goblin Wood by Hilari Bell
For the love of all the things, correctly labelling genre and providing content warnings matters. - Always, in December by Emily Stone
Set your phasers on cheeeeese - Vanguard #1: Harbinger by David Mack
So Your protagonist is a Moron. - No Exit by Taylor Adams
I have reservations - Demon Rising by Victoria Larque
When A Cozy Mystery Needs a Trigger Warning - Of Murders and Mages: Casino Witch Mysteries 1 by Nikki Haverstock
I Disliked This Enough To Not Even Come Up With A Pithy Title - Stars, Hide Your Fire by Kel McDonald and Jose Pimienta
Hastings Boobs It Up - Dumb Witness by Agatha Christie
When fan fics get old - My Hero Academia: Team Up Missions 2 by Yoko Akiyama
I Didn’t Like It. - A Practical Guide to Conquering the World by K.J. Parker