300 Pages of Blah. - The Infinite Sea by Rick Yancey
Back to High School, Part 2 - The Return by Christopher Pike
I’m embarrassed that I even read this. - Chloe Sparrow by Lesley Crewe
This was so bad. Like, so very, very bad. I can’t even describe how bad it was. - Beautiful You by Chuck Palahnuik
A bratty vampire more concerned with about her shoe collection than being undead - Undead and Unwed by Mary Janice Davidson
Probably my biggest disappointment in 2014. - The Republic of Imagination by Azar Nafisi
Needs more vengeance, fewer stupid people - The Gate to Women's Country by Sheri S. Tepper
Don’t go “Whalin”….. - Gone Whalin' by Conor Lastowka
I read The Secret, so you don’t have to - The Secret by Rhonda Byrne
#11 Mediocre teen dystopian blah I get bored again already - Under the Never Sky by Veronica Rossi
Come for the Historical Romance, Stay for the Hostility - Once More, My Darling Rogue by Lorraine Heath
Imagine if Harry Potter was all about the Dursleys. - The Casual Vacancy by J.K. Rowling
Would you like some pretension with your racism? - Understand Rap: Explanations of Confusing Rap Lyrics You and Your Grandma Can Understand by William Buckholz
Nerds, gosh! So nerdy, amirite? - Bimbos of the Death Sun by Sharyn McCrumb
- The Red Book by Deborah Kopaken Cogan
Utter worthless shit - Lost For Words by Edward St. Aubyn
I’m not convinced - Persuasion by Jane Austen
“He Texted?” Even the title sounds too high school for me - He Texted: The Ultimate Guide to Decoding Guys by Lisa Winning, Carolyn Henderson McDermitt
An affront to everything that makes books good. - The Sweet Spot by Stephanie Evanovich
Another Contemporary Romance, But with a Violation of the Client/Therapist Relationship - Sisters in Love by Melissa Foster
Ugh (a review in Drag Race gifs) - No Rest for the Wicked (Immortals After Dark #3) by Kresley Cole
Pretty sure this is the worst book I’ll read all year - This Heart of Mine by Susan Elizabeth Phillips
50 shades of “oh my, no! Really?! Yikes…Oh come on!” - 50 shades of grey by E L James
Jack London, you are one screwed up SOB. Also, Cannonball. - White Fang by Jack London
Are you a dumb witch, or THE DUMBEST witch? - 666 Park Avenue by Gabriella Pierce
A historical romance with so much dumb. This is not a good book, guys. - Somewhere I'll Find You by Lisa Kleypas
Nope. Not for me. - The Goldfinch: A Novel by Donna Tartt
House. Lake. Dirt. Woods. AND REPEAT. - In The House Upon The Dirt Between The Lake And The Woods by Matt Bell
The Dumbest Kiss - The Darkest Kiss by Gena Showalter
An Unbelievable Bore - Home to Stay (An Anchor Island Novel) by Terri Osburn
Turns Out Life Is Cheap - The New Boy by RL Stine
The Book About Basically the Same Thing as The Invention of Hugo Cabret, But This Is a Very Bad Book - The Robot King by Brian Selznick
The Cluttered and the Dead - The Waking Engine by David Edison
What’s invisible to me are the hours I’ve lost reading this thing. - Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison
If you like monstrously dumb protagonists, this is the book for you - Where Shadows Fall by Judith Kelman
Death would be preferable to reading this again - The Kills by Richard House
my last zombie book - The n-body Problem by Tony Burgess
Avoid! Unless you’re really into math. - Count to a Trillion by John C. Wright
Please do not enter - The Technologists by Matthew Pearl
If You Ever Found Russian Mob Guys Hot This Book Will End That For You - The Professional by Kresley Cole
Maybe I am Too Old for Young Adult - Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs
Hallways in the Night by R.C. O’Leary - Hallways in the Night by R.C. O'Leary
Not Actually a Fear Street Book - Ski Weekend by RL Stine
Austen for Sad Cat Ladies - Austenland by Shannon Hale
A more accurate title would have been Uninteresting - Unexploded by Alison Macleod
Personally, I’ve Never Much Cared for Bees - Of Bees and Mist by Erick Setiawan
Review 19 and 20: Bad writing but some good laughs - Hunting Eve and Silencing Eve by Iris Johansen
I don’t like Beckett, I don’t like Pinter – I certainly don’t like this - Nokon kjem til å komme (Someone is going to come" by Jon Fosse
Officially done with this travesty of an adaptation. - The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, Vol. 2 by Denise Mina
When you put “five star” in your title, you’re just asking for it - Five Star Billionaire by Tash Aw