The movie was more informative - My Brief History by Stephen Hawking
Go AWAY, Daniel. - Not that kind of girl by Lena Dunham
It literally pains me to have to write this review. I love you, Sarah Dessen. But no. - Once and for All by Sarah Dessen
At first intriguing, then merely infuriating - Follow You Home by Mark Edwards
The Original and Still Worst!! - A Princess of Mars by Edgar Rice Burroughs
Matchmaker meets her match - When the Marquess Met His Match by Laura Lee Guhrke
They Can’t All Be Howl, I Guess - Mind Breaths: Poems 1972-1977 by Allen Ginsberg
Please read this review if you are a medical professional. - Everything I Learned In Medical School, Miracles & Mayhem in the ER by Sujay Kansagra, Brent Russell
Charlotte Temple - Charlotte Temple by Susanna Rowson
“I am as blank as a piece of white paper in a world with no pencils.” - Still Life with Tornado by A.S. King
“Fifteen seconds is all it takes” - It Ends With Us by Colleen Hoover
Two Failed Romance Novels - A Promise of Fire, Bitter Spirits by Amanda Bouchet, Jenn Bennett
I’m still so mad at this book. - Dead Certain by Adam Mitzner
I’m not joining the fan club - Hillbilly Elegy by J.D. Vance
Make No Mistake, It’s Awful - Taken by Two by Sam J.D. Hunt
I apologize in advance for all the swears - 11/22/63 by Stephen King
Seldom has so much stupidity been written by such a smart man. - Rising Sun by Michael Crichton
An ugly, ugly book - Pretty Girls by Karin Slaughter
Maybe you’re trying to distract yourself. - The Marvelous Misadventures of Ingrid Winter (Ingrid Winter Misadventure #1) by J.S. Drangsholt
Patience Didn’t Save Me From This Book - The Patient Wolf by Karen Hodges Miller
I wonder if this author would call me a snowflake? - A Dirty Job by Christopher Moore
I just didn’t care - The Jane Austen Marriage Manual: A Novel by Kim Izzo
The Bare Minimum - The Last Kind Words Saloon by Larry McMurtry
If Only the Truth were that this was a good book! - Only the Truth by Adam Croft
In Which I Was Tormented By Alliteration - Wild Women: Crusaders, Curmudgeons & Completely Corsetless Ladies in the Otherwise Virtuous Victorian Era by Autumn Stephens
Turds also go into the water - Into the Water by Paula Hawkins
Heavy, dude - Heavy Mental (Clancy Parker Mysteries Book 1) by P.J. Morse
Ugh and slightly less Ugh - The Truth-Teller by Joyce Carol Oates
Utter gash - Death Mask by Graham Masterton
Clueless In The Sierra Mountains - Get a Clue by Jill Shalvis
the aliens are invading silently. . .should I care? - The silent invasion by James Bradley
More like Ughs Lonigan - Young Lonigan by James T Farrell
I never thought I’d say this about a Robin Hobb book, but… - Renegade's Magic by Robin Hobb
One review, extra salty - Tender Wings of Desire by Harland Sanders
Not my kind of horror - Anno Dracula by Kim Newman
NiceGuy Ducky, she defends NiceGuyDucky ARGH - Life Moves Pretty Fast: The Lessons We Learned From Eighties Movies (And Why We Don't Learn Them From Movies Any More) by Hadley Freem
Not at All Magically Realistic - Girl in the Glass by Zoe Brooks
My First Hate Post - The Makedown by Gitty Daneshvari
Lizzie Not-So-Bright - Lizzie Bright and the Buckminster Boy by Gary D. Schmidt
Are There a Thousand Synonyms for Scumbag? - The Man with a Thousand Names by A.E. Van Vogt
Kidnapped the Wrong… eh, I give it trying to be witty. It’s all just bad. - Kidnapped the Wrong Sister by Marie Kelly
Not an Affair to Remember - The Secret Affair by Mary Balogh
The adventures of Daddy and his Little Puss - Little Bird of Heaven by Joyce Carol Oates
I was fooled by Jeremy Irons - Manuscript Found in Accra by Paulo Coelho
So Glad to be Done - The Master Magician by Charlie N. Holmberg
Only 150 pages and I still couldn’t finish it - Splinterlands by John Feffer
I googled a term from a review of this one…. - The Bean Trees by Barbara Kingsolver
Yes, I read the diary of Tom Riddle. - Trump: The Art of the Deal by Lord Voldemort, with Tony Schwartz
When is a book not a book? When it is Steps. - Steps by Jerzy Kosinski
sad trombone.wav - The Circle by Dave Eggers