Serial Bad Writing - The Killer Book of Serial Killers by Tom Philbin and Michael Philbin
Such highs and lows in my reading this year - Bridge of Clay by Markus Zusak
Confess your literary sin - I'd Rather be Reading by Anne Bogel
Life is Hard: A Sermon (with a soupçon of Fix-My-Husband) - I'm Fine and Neither Are You by Camille Pagán
Thank you, next. - Love and Other Words by Christina Lauren
Drug Trip or Wacky Plot….Who Can Say? - Remedia: A Picaresque by Micahel Joyce
Epic Rant–Spoilers - Buried Prey by John Sandford
Not a Great Retelling of Alice - Ever Alice by H.J. Ramsay
A book so bad you quote a line from How the Grinch Stole Christmas! cartoon - I Love You Like a Pig by Mac Barnett
I read this to spare you all. You’re welcome. Unless you like bad paranormal romance. - Bitten by Kelly Armstrong
Hot Mess #19 - Wicked Prey by John Sandford
Writing 101: how to induce nausea, fits of rage and earth-shattering desperation in your audience - Fantasy in Lingerie by Penelope Sky
Apparently I Am All About the Grudges - The Family Next Door by Sally Hepworth
Nope nope nope - Secret Lives of Great Filmmakers by Robert Schnakenberg
- How to Party with an Infant by Kaui Hart Hemmings
Sweet Lord, Being Single Is Better Than This…Zero Stars - The Perfect Date by Evelyn Lozada
telling over showing: the novel - The Signature of All Things by Elizabeth Gilbert
Not a good follow up - Fellside by M. R. Carey
Breasting Boobily - Believe Me by JP Delaney
You’ll root for the missile - The Glass Ocean by Beatriz Wilson, Lauren Willig, Karen White
Semi-bird poop life is more like it - Semi-Charmed Life: A Novel by Nora Zelevansky
Not Worth the Price - The Wedding Shop on Wexley Street by Rachel Dove
No One Was Likable - Swimming Lessons by Claire Fuller
eeeugh. gross in so many ways. - The Innocent by Ian McEwan
A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing - The Strange Affair of Spring Heeled Jack by Mark Hodder
Being from Paris means filing her nails to a point and lacquering them to Hemorrhage Red. - The Strange Case of Rachel K by Rachel Kushner
Guys, I tried SO HARD - Lincoln in the Bardo by George Saunders
Don’t read this book! - The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich: A History of Nazi Germany by William L. Shirer
DNF at 25 Percent- A Map of Days is Mind-Numbing - A Map of Days by Ransom Riggs
Thriller Aspect Not Well Done - The Couple by Sarah Mitchell
A Thousand Nos - The Couple Next Door by Shari Lapena
Glass & Steele: A wasted idea - The Clockmaker's Daughter by C. J. Archer
He’s Running, but also, Let’s Fight!!! – aka I wrote 1000+ words because I hated it - The Vanishing American Adult: Our Coming-of-Age Crisis—and How to Rebuild a Culture of Self-Reliance by Ben Sasse
I hope this isn’t how I’ll be going on. - Zombie by Joyce Carol Oates
Hopefully, there’s nowhere to go but up! - Three Dates with Mr. Darcy by Elizabeth Ann West
recent research shows that communication/and thought are related, but in an odd way: - If I were a Suicide Bomber by Per Aage Brandt
No, you get off MY lawn - Television Is the New Television by Michael Wolff
Many self-loathing. Such love. Wow. - Fifty Shades of Grey by EL James
“There’s a resistance?” The word sounds sweet as I say it. “Honey, there’s always a resistance.” - Vox by Christina Dalcher
Hopefully this is not a sign of six more weeks of bad books - Brownie Groundhog and the Wintry Surprise by Susan Blackaby
Not starting the year off right - Ogre Enchanted by Gail Carson Levine
Marginal to bad advice wrapped in a “You can do it/Tough Love” package - Girl, Wash Your Face by Rachel Hollis
Well, I got to 52! - P.S. I love you by Cecilia Ahern
“It’s a brave new world, Mr. Portman, And we’ll be right behind you.” - A Map of Days (Miss Peregrine's Peculiar Children #4) by Ransom Riggs
Emphasis on ill - Ill will by Dan chaon
A loose tooth and one heck of an imagination - Dory Fantasmagory: Head in the Clouds by Abby Hanlon
Rolling in with a late Cannonball on a hate read - Red Queen Series (#1-3) by Victoria Aveyard
(It’s a witty aside, do you see?) - Transcription by Kate Atkinson
Hold On To Your Hats, Turns Out I’m Mad - Adam by Ariel Scrag
My First Ever DNF featuring Paul, Mary, Mel, and Sue <3 - American on Purpose by Craig Fergusson