I too did not like this. #CBRBingo #Blackout!? - My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One Night Stands by Chelsea Handler
The Necco Wafer of Brain Candy - Secrets of a Summer Night: The Wallflowers, Book 1 by Lisa Kleypas
Not Animal Farm - Shivers: The Animal Rebellion by M. D. Spenser
I came to this book both too early and too late - Weetzie Bat by Francesca Lia Block
Janet sucks, and so did this - Tam Lin by Pamela Dean
How did this get made into a movie? - A Simple Favor by Darcey Bell
I would have less rage watching this, because I would not have to experience the awful stage directions! - Harry Potter and the Cursed Child by Jack Thorne, J.K. Rowling, John Tiffany
I wish this book had never come to me (or: I’ll take “Lazy, Unfunny Review Titles for Lazy, Unfunny Books” for $200, Alex) - My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands by Chelsea Handler
“Where did I go wrong in life?” Everywhere, Chelsea. Everywhere. - My Horizontal Life by Chelsea Handler
Welcome to my first ever 1-star review - One for the Money by Janet Evanovich
Come for the Misogyny, Stay for the Anti-Semitism - Between the Bridge and the River by Craig Ferguson
Love the guy, hated the book. - Between the Bridge and the River by Craig Ferguson
CBR Bingo (5 and 6) Book Club/ Dear Lord I Have Failed! - Between the Bridge and the River by Craig Ferguson
How dare you sport thus with life - Frankenstein by Mary Shelley
The Wonky is Not the Donkey - The Wonky Donkey by Katz Cowley
Double Bingo, so at least this book was good for something - The Vacationers by Emma Straub
My Six Hours Back - My Horizontal Life by Chelsea Handler
I really wanted that darn centre square - Between the Bridge and the River by Craig Ferguson
If you have a bear standing over a boy, don’t make it look like it’s hungry - Archie and the Bear by Zanni Louise
CBR10 Bingo: Alabama Pink and a third Bingo - Enchantment: The Life of Audrey Hepburn by Donald Spoto
H*cking finally - Between the Bridge and the River by Craig Ferguson
Not what I was expecting, and not in a good way - Enchantment by Orson Scott Card
Crimson Word Vomit - Crimson Peak: The Official Movie Novelization by Nancy Holden
Nice guy ™ can’t get laid. Now featuring the entire history of the Dominican Republic. - The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Díaz
Yeah, I’d have snubbed it too - To Rise Again At A Decent Hour by Joshua Ferris
Between the Bridge and OH GOD KILL ME PLEASE KILL ME NOW - Between the Bridge and the River by Craig Ferguson
Turns out King IS capable of writing something I don’t enjoy - The Regulators by Richard Bachman
This book is a book I have read, yup - Between the Bridge and the River by Craig Ferguson
Stop getting the British peerage wrong! If you can research the American Civil War, you can easily discover the difference between Royal and non-royal dukes - A Duke by Default by Alyssa Cole
Pete has no pants and I really wish he did - Pete With No Pants by Rowboat Watkins
The 1950s Were Not a Good Time. At All. Yes This is a Regency Romance. - The Grand Sophy by Georgette Heyer
I’m glad Rachel Hollis said she doesn’t read her book reviews anymore… - Girl, Wash Your Face by Rachel Hollis
I felt stupider after reading this - The Girlfriend by Michelle Frances
#CBR10Bingo: This Old Thing – Kilmeny of the Orchard, or most likely my worst book of the year - Kilmeny of the Orchard by L.M. Montgomery
A Mess of a Book - The Last Kid Left by Rosecrans Baldwin
Pass the harpoon ‘cuz this one blows - One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest by Ken Kesey
The best thing about this book is its title. - Picnic at Hanging Rock by Joan Lindsay
This book made me feel like a bad person - Rhythm, Chord & Malykhin by Mariana Zapata
Cocaine! Fancy Food! Danger! Super Boring! Balloon Pop Pretentiousness! (CBR10 Bingo) - Sweetbitter by Stephanie Danler
Hard to read while rolling your eyes - The Shack by William P. Young
Let’s Make Music - Wendell the Narwhal by Emily Dove
This book made me want to strangle a fictional character. But it also made me want to get in better shape and listen to lots of INXS, so fair trade, I guess? - Class Mom by Laurie Gelman
Don’t read this book under any circumstances. Ever! - Don't Tell! by Tom Booth
King Alice Rules Her Snow Day - King Alice by Matthew Cordell
A Not Love Letter to a Beloved Author - Pickle Things by Marc Brown
I am Sorry to Inform You…… I Just Ate My Friend - I Just Ate My Friend by Heidi McKinnon
Sleep Tight, Charlie - Sleep Tight, Charlie by Michael Escoffier
Keeping an Eye on Her Abandoned Former Self - Ladder of Years by Anne Tyler
Graphic Novel Flop - Lumberjanes Beware the Kitten Holy Volume One by Noelle Stevenson
I want this book to end up like Gatsby - The Golden House by Salman Rushdie